good golly miss molly (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} aestheticized) wrote,@ 2006-10-09 17:46:00 |
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| Entry tags: | (!) fanfiction, ($) sirius/remus, (&) 0-1000, (&) rating: pg-13, (*) lit: harry potter, (-) comm: scarvesnhats |
[Fanfiction] "Skipping Classes for a Day in Felixstowe"
Fandom: Harry Potter
Title: Skipping Classes for a Day in Felixstowe
Rating: PG-13
Summary: No one really gets it. Sirius/Remus if you squint hard. Otherwise, Sirius/OC(x2). For Day 7 of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small}
scarvesnhats
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
Warnings: Slash, mild threesome (all in the name of poorly-executed humor), slight twincest (sort of, also in the name of humor), a general lack of substance
Author's Notes: I'm so, so sorry. Both for how late this is, and for how very lacking it is.
Previous Days: 1|2|3|4|5|6
Skipping Classes for a Day in Felixstowe
What James didn’t understand was why the two fleeing blondes were boys. He had been in denial of the existence of homosexuality (both in general and in his best friend) for years now, despite having seen visual proof of each more than once.
What Peter didn’t understand was why they were twins. It was a biological phenomenon he couldn’t wrap his mind around, because, really, they were two different people who looked exactly the same. How was it possible?
What Remus didn’t understand was why Sirius couldn’t take his conquests (no matter how numerous, incestuous, or identical they were) to a hotel room like any self-respecting pervert, instead of pressing them up against the wall of some alleyway in the middle of the afternoon where anyone could see them.
What Sirius didn’t understand was why Sven and Kjell had run away so quickly.
Mostly, Sven and Kjell just didn’t understand English.
Fin.
